Why My Wife Doesn’t Go Down on Me Anymore
Living without oral sex is like watching a black-and-white movie on repeat—sure, it’s still a movie, but all the excitement and color are gone. A good blowjob is one of the great joys of life, a true art form, yet somehow it’s becoming as rare as a unicorn sighting. What happened? Why has this precious act disappeared from your life? Instead of sulking and complaining, let’s figure out what’s going on and see if there’s any hope of bringing it back.
1. She Never Enjoyed It or Lost Interest
First things first: Why did she stop? Before you spiral into a fit of frustration, crying about how your wife doesn’t blow you anymore, ask yourself this: Did you miss something? The last time she went down on you, did she say anything, maybe a hint you completely ignored because you were too busy grinning like an idiot? If she muttered something like, “This is the last time,” and you didn’t catch it, well, my friend, that might’ve been your final curtain call.
Let’s get real—some women just never liked it to begin with. In the early days, she might have forced herself to do it, all in the name of getting that ring. And now, as a confident married woman, she’s decided she doesn’t have to force herself to do things she doesn’t enjoy. Congrats, buddy, you’re screwed. She might throw you a bone (pun intended) once in a blue moon for your 10th wedding anniversary, or if you go above and beyond in some spectacular way, but don’t count on it.
2. Feeling Unappreciated or Undervalued
Let’s talk about how you act when she’s actually doing the deed. Do you lie there like a corpse? Are you completely silent, like you’re at a funeral? Women love to feel in control, to know they’re driving you wild with pleasure. If you’re just lying there not showing any reaction, why the hell would she want to keep going? If she’s trying her best and you’re not showing her that it feels like heaven on earth, don’t be surprised if she never does it again. And for the love of God, if her teeth scrape a bit, don’t be a wimp about it. No whining. Encourage her when she’s doing it right; it’s like training a dog or a kid—reward the good behavior, ignore the bad. Nobody wants to feel like they’re doing a chore.
3. Lack of Reciprocity or Just Plain Boredom
Have you ever gone down on her? And I don’t mean a half-hearted, two-minute attempt. I’m talking about a genuine, enthusiastic effort. Some internet gurus are out here saying men shouldn’t go down on women because it’s a “submissive act.” What a load of crap. If you’re buying into that nonsense, don’t be surprised when you’re not getting any oral action in return. Relationships are a two-way street, pal. If you’re not willing to reciprocate, don’t expect her to either. And if you do go down on her and she still doesn’t reciprocate, you’re perfectly within your rights to cut her off as well. Equality, right?
4. Life Circumstances and Priorities
This one’s a classic: “I’m too busy.” If your wife claims she doesn’t have five minutes to spare for a blowjob, you’ve got bigger problems, my friend. She has time to browse Amazon for hours, meet up with friends, and get her nails done, but she can’t find a moment to take care of you? Those hands are manicured, but they’re never around your penis. If this is the excuse, it’s time for a serious conversation. You shouldn’t be the last thing on her to-do list. In a marriage, both partners should be a priority. If you can’t find time for each other, you’re living a mechanical life, just going through the motions. Time to sit down and talk before you end up in a sexless rut.
Resume
So, there you have it: the reasons your wife might have stopped going down on you. It could be that she never liked it, feels unappreciated, is tired of one-way streets, or simply claims she’s too busy. Whatever the reason, the solution is clear: Communication is key. If you’re feeling neglected, speak up. Don’t be afraid to have an honest conversation about your needs and expectations. After all, marriage is a partnership, not a one-man show. And remember, it’s not just about what you’re getting—make sure you’re giving just as much, or you’ll both end up bored and frustrated.
